Dole Foods' new product Thruit (THumb fRUIT) has incited the nation to frenzy. People everywhere of all colors, creed, and backgrounds have fallen in love with the portable, cheap alternative to traditional fruit. The best part: Thruit is available in nearly every supermarket, gas station, restaurant and convenience store in America due to a new law enacted by the House of Respresentatives which mandates that people must have access to fresh fruit wherever they go. As Thruit is not only portable, but also delicious, its sale is most practical in order to satisfy the law.
This legislation is only part of an international effort to increase fruit consumption around the world, which nutritionists claim is at a level lower than any before or since. Dole Chairman David Murdock's reaction to the law, titled Fruit and Health Act of 2010, was enormously positive. "I'm just glad our legislators have finally seen just how necessary fruit is to the American public's diet, both mental and physical." He went on to include that Dole's quarterly earnings are at record highs. The consumption of Thruit will undoubtedly spread exponentially.
Thruit is available in most varieties of normal fruit that are thumb-friendly. These include apple, banana, orange, pear, kiwi, mango, lemon, lime, and many others. Dole has also begun experimentation with Thruit hybrids made from both smaller and thumb-sized fruits such as cherry/apple (Cherpple), banana/grape (Banape), and blackberry/mango (Blango). Expect these raw, raging, revolutionary products in stores very soon.
1 comment:
What? No watermelon?
Post a Comment