For a school that normally maintains a reputation as a Black one, Georgia State University has received a significant increase of White applicants in the past semester. Experts have relayed the source of the pasty influx to the recently acquired football team. "It makes perfect sense," says Dr. Raiid Sepalataki, an expert on racial statistics. "All the white kids living around Atlanta don't have to run away to Athens to enjoy college football anymore. It truly is their creed."
At the same time, high schools all across the state are now recommending the school to their students. "Georgia State University is a well-rounded institution that has recently made leaps and bounds in offering anything a freshman student would desire," Says Pam Dancey, a counselor at Dumbledutch High School. "And the kids love their football, what can I say!"
Nobody up at UGA has said anything yet, but Dr. Sepalataki has surmised that they "are probably pretty pissed off."
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