Last Tuesday in Micnorill, New York, NBA Commissioner Stern announced a planned re-write of the league rulebook. "When we said 'Re-write' we were being a little over-dramatic," says NBA Commissioner Stern. "What's going on here is each rule is getting pushed back a number, to make way for a new number 1 rule."
"The new number one rule is that a species playing in the NBA must be of genus Homo Sapiens (pfff In English please?). We have had multiple upcoming Canine stars in the past few years, and after rigorous testing we have come to the conclusion that the dogs just won't be able to play in our league. Not yet." The commissioner closed these statements with a joke and a reminder that Fletch was on USA tonight.
While the sports community wholly agrees with the decision, animal rights activists are acting out with an enormous, million dollar campaign: "Let The Pups Play." More on that maybe later
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