At a press conference at his label's headquarters in Hillsboro, West Virginia this morning, Resistance Records CEO Erich Gliebe announced that his business would be branching into a new trade. Beginning next year, a line of action-figure dolls based on pro-White ideologists will be released to the public. Gliebe remarked, "Yeah, little white boys and girls should know who their most important and inflential ancestors were. It sickens me that the works of Sir Francis Galton, Charles Davenport, Madison Grant, and David Duke are not being ingrained into our children's minds as they should. Preferrably, this would be done through a fascist disciplinarian education system, but not even West Virginia is ready for that kind of stuff."
Gliebe included that the toys will be packaged with biographies of the specific person upon which each is based. This seems a bit faulty considering the target age group for these action figures is six to ten. However, Gliebe assured that this was intentional. "The marketing boys at RR have been doing lots of research and they're totally certain that small children want to read biographical literature. Hell, we make our kids read 'em every night before bed."
Pre-orders for the products has nonetheless been non-existant; not one has been placed. "We're sure that toy chains will catch on to the idea eventually," Gliebe said as he exited the stage. Upon hearing of the product line, Toys "R" Us Chairman and CEO Gerald Storch replied, "What is this (expletive) thinking? I wouldn't buy this (expletive) even if I was a racist. The design is totally '90's." Storch went on to hypothesize as to how Gliebe's family history of inbreeding might have affected Gliebe's decision to produce such low-quality play things (and be a militant racist).
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