Danny and Crispin Glover to Resurrect Legendary Video Game Franchise

by Raynald Smatts



In a press conference at Best Buy last Tuesday, Danny and Crispin Glover both announced their partnership in funding the return of Glover; the seminal Nintendo 64 hero whose 1998 release "Glover" was one of the top-selling video games of the 90's. Glover 2 will be available on all platforms, and is slated for a March 2011 release.

Glover was quoted to say that "Glover 2 is one of the most exciting projects I've been involved with in a long time. The graphics and gameplay, of course, have been revamped for the 21st century. But what attracted me most to the project was the direction the writers were taking Glover as a character."

While he didn't pull his funding, the other Glover had said he was "not that into it." While rumors of a guest voice-over appearance are circulating, no real information on this Glover's involvement has surfaced.

EXCLUSIVE - Pesci Arrested For Outstanding Traffic Violations

by Dick Winking



Joe Pesci was taken into custody early Tuesday morning in a massive police roundup of citizens with outstanding arrest warrants due to automobile-related offenses. Specifically, Pesci's record showed twelve unpaid parking tickets, five moving violations, and an unrelated offense involving rackateering. He had nothing to say at the time of his arrest.

However, once Pesci was taken to the police station, he started hurling obscenities at law enforcement personnel. One such bombastic comment: "You (expletive) cops, I'm gonna (expletive) (expletive) every last member of every one of your (expletive) families!" After being initially processed, Pesci was released on $50,000 bail.

Pesci's lawyer said he plans on remaining at home for the foreseeable future. His liscence and insurance information were confiscated by police. Pesci's lawyer added that he will be filing a counterclaim for these actions.

Tony Shalhoub to Perform at Ambient Music Festival

by Dick Winking


In a statement released by his publicist Monday afternoon, actor Tony Shalhoub revealed that he will be appearing at the Ambling Ambient Festival in San Francisco this Halloween weekend. Shalhoub will conduct a lecture regarding ambient music's rich history and its impact on American society to kick-off the Festival's festivities.

The following two days will consist of music by various ambient acts, including Shalhoub's own group, TS and the Mess, who will perform on the Festival's Valhalla Stage. Shalhoub commented, "I've been working on a personal training regimen over the past month to adequately prepare. The band has also been holding four-hour rehearsals daily. Needless to say, it'll be bitchin'."

Weekend-long passes to Ambling go onsale this weekend at select Ticketmaster outlets which will only be disclosed to certain Ticketmaster Rewards members (but no one is saying who). Festival organizers said this is an aim to "be as exclusive as humanly possible."

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Carl Zimmerman



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